Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the schoolyard. Each was bragging about how great their fathers are.

The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!"

The second one said: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!"

Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head. He then said: "Sorry, dudes... but MY DAD is the fastest. He's a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30,... and he's home by 3:45!"

小johnny在校园里和一些孩子交谈，每个人都在吹嘘他们的父亲有多么的伟大。

第一个说：“我爸爸跑的最快，他能够超过箭，如果他开始跑，我告诉你，他会赶在箭之前到达这儿。”

第二个说：“哈，你认为那是最快的！我的父亲是个猎人，他开枪后跟着子弹一起奔跑，他能在子弹之前到达一个地方。”

小johnny听了另外两个孩子的诉说后摇了摇头，他说：“对不起，小朋友。。其实我的爸爸是最快的。他是个公务员，他在4：30下班，但他3：45就到家了。”