<font color="#0000ff">Teachers and Students <br/><br/>1) <br/>TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday? <br/>STUDENT: Seven. <br/>TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday? <br/>STUDENT: Nine. <br/>TEACHER: That's impossible. <br/>STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.</font>
<br/><font color="#008000"><br/>老师:上个生日的时候你是多少岁呢？ <br/>学生:7岁 <br/>老师:那下个生*将是多少岁呢？ <br/>学生:9岁 <br/>老师:怎么可能. <br/>学生:不，当然有可能了老师.我今天八岁啊.</font>
<br/><br/><img src="http://www.easecountry.com/ewebeditor/UploadFile/2006730165747517.gif" border="0" style="CURSOR: hand; ZOOM: 1;" alt=""/><br/><br/><br/><font color="#0000ff">2) <br/>TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. <br/>GEORGE: Here it is! <br/>TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? <br/>CLASS: George!</font>
<br/><font color="#008000"><br/>老师:乔治，到地图上找出北美洲. <br/>乔治:这里! <br/>老师:正确.同学们，现在有谁知道是谁发现的美洲吗? <br/>学生:乔治!</font>
<br/><br/><img src="http://image1.ibox.com.cn/messageimages/VipUpImage/2005-6-27/1119899252.gif" border="0" style="CURSOR: hand; ZOOM: 1;" alt=""/><br/><br/><br/><font color="#0000ff">3) <br/>TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? <br/>TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.</font>
<br/><font color="#008000"><br/>老师：汤迷,你为什么老是脏兮兮的呢？ <br/>汤迷:是这样的因为我比您要更接近地面啊</font>
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<br/><br/><img src="http://city.9sky.com/non-cgi/usr/27/27_4200_2152.gif" border="0" style="CURSOR: hand; ZOOM: 1;" alt=""/><br/><br/><br/><font color="#0000ff">4) <br/>HAROLD: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? <br/>TEACHER: Of course not. <br/>HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.</font>
<br/><font color="#008000">HAROLD: 老师，您会因为我没有做什么事情而惩罚我吗？ <br/>TEACHER：当然不会了. <br/>HAROLD: 那就好，我没有做家庭作业</font>
<br/><br/><img src="http://sabalas.com/image/image_line/up/barsummer2.gif" border="0" style="CURSOR: hand; ZOOM: 1;" alt=""/><br/><br/><br/>5) <br/><font color="#0000ff">GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test. <br/>TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.</font>
<br/><font color="#008000">GARY: 我觉得这次测试我不应当只得零分. <br/>TEACHER:我也这么认为，但是这已经是我能给你的最低分了.</font>
<br/><br/>6) <br/><font color="#0000ff">BOY: Isn't the principal(校长） a dummy! <br/>GIRL: Say, do you know who I am? <br/>BOY: No. <br/>GIRL: I'm the principal's daughter. <br/>BOY: And do you know who I am? <br/>GIRL: No. <br/>BOY: Thank goodness!</font>
<br/><font color="#008000">男孩:你不觉得校长很蠢吗! <br/>女孩:告诉我你知道我是谁吗? <br/>男孩: 不知道. <br/>女孩: 我就是校长的女儿. <br/>男孩:那你知道我是谁吗? <br/>女孩:不知道. <br/>男孩:谢天谢地!</font>
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