MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine

for sale. Phone 948-0707 after 7 PM. and ask for

Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY Notice: We regret having erred in R.D. Jones' ad

yesterday. It should have read "One sewing machine for

sale cheap. Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who

lives with him after 7 PM."

WEDNESDAY Notice: R.D. Jones has informed us that he

has received several annoying telephone calls because

of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday.

The ad stands corrected as follows: "For sale - R.D. Jones

has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707

after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him."

THURSDAY Notice: I, R.D. Jones, have no sewing machine

for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 948-0707 as I have had

the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with

Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper but

she quit!

　　星期一分类广告：

廉让：琼斯先生有一台缝纫机求售。晚上七点后请电洽廉价

同居人凯利太太，948-0707。

　　星期二更正启事：

很抱歉，昨天琼斯先生的广告刊登错误。更正如下：琼斯先生

有一台缝纫机廉价求售。请电洽晚上七点后与他同居的凯利

太太，948-0707。

　　星期三更正启事：

琼斯先生通知我们，昨天分类广告刊登错误，导致他接到几通

骚扰电话。更正如下：廉让--琼斯先生有一台缝纫机求售，廉价，

晚上七点后请电洽与他同居的凯利太太，948-0707。

　　星期四警告启事：

我是琼斯本人，我没有缝纫机要出让，我已经把它摔烂了！不要

再打948-0707这支电话，我已经把电话线拔掉了。我和凯利

太太没有私人关系--她是我的管家，不过昨天已经辞职了！