影评
I literally could not stop laughing
And I mean the actual definition of "literally." I was lucky enough to catch an advanced screening and I wish I could see it 100 more times.
It's hilarious. It's offensive. It's actually pretty smart as well. Sacha Cohen is so ridiculously consistent and never seems to break character, even when he turns an entire rodeo against him in less than 5 minutes.
I really don't want to speak anymore of the film, because part of the beauty of it is being surprised by what you see on the screen. I only hope they don't edit the hell out of it, because it really was a joy to see as it was.
蛮恶搞的电影，无聊时取来搏一笑。
自我介绍 爱好
My name-a Borat.I like-a you. I like sex.It's nice.
My hobbies: Ping-Pong...sunbathe...a disco dance.
And on weekends,I travel to capital city and watch-a ladies ...while they make-a toilet.
日光浴。。
介绍村子~~
This-a my country of Kazakhstan.It locate between Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan and assholes
Uzbekistan.
This my town of Kuzcek.
介绍朋友
This-a Urkin, the town rapist.
Over here, our town kindergarten.
And here, Livamuka Sakonov--our town mechanic and abortionist.
This my house. Entry, please.
对手
He is my neighbor,Nursultan Tulyakbay.
He is pain in my assholes.
I get window from a glass,
he must get window from a glass.
I get a step, he must get a step.
I get a clock radio, he cannot afford.
Great success.
。。。家人
This is Natalya.She's my sister.....She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.
Nice.
This is my mother.She oldest woman in whole of Kuzcek...She is-a 43.I love her.
And this, my wife, Oksana.She's-a boring.
(speaking foreign language)（旁边狮吼声：你说什么?你这个皮包骨头的贱人在说什么？你怎么不去做点有
意义的事情啊比如帮你老妈去挖个坟墓）
Come in here, please. Ignore
[中文]
我是波拉特
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我喜欢你 我也喜欢享受性
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感觉非常好
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这是我的国家 哈萨克斯坦
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位于塔吉克斯坦 吉尔吉斯坦
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还有他妈的乌兹别克斯坦之间
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这是我的老家库塞
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这位是奥克金
我们村的强奸犯
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淘气 淘气
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这里是我们村的幼儿园
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还有这位穆克塔·萨加诺夫
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是我们村的技工兼堕胎专家
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这是我的房子 请进
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他是我的邻居
努疏唐·突卡压拜
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他总是喜欢和我攀比
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我用玻璃做窗户
他也用玻璃做窗户
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我砌了台阶
他就必须也砌台阶
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我买了一个定时收音机
他买不起 我赢了
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这位是纳塔莉亚
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她是我妹妹
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她是全哈萨克斯坦的第四名妓
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很厉害啊
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这位是我们妈妈
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她是整个库塞村中年龄最大的妇女
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她都43岁了
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我爱她
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还有这是我老婆奥克萨娃
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她很无聊
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你说什么?
你这个皮包骨头的贱人在说什么
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你怎么不去做点有意义的事情啊
比如帮你老妈去挖个坟墓
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请进来这里 不用理她
出国的崇高目标
Although Kazakhstan glorious country...it have problem too-economic, social and Jew（....).This why
Ministry of Information...have decide to send me to U.S. And A.（汗） -greatest country in the
world-to learn-a lessons for Kazakhstan.
虽然哈萨克斯坦是一个很不错的国家
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但是也存在着很多问题
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经济 社会 犹太民族的问题
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所以信息产业部
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决定派我去美国
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世界上最好的国家
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为哈萨克斯坦的富强而学习
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奥克金不要再强奸了...
要强奸也要找人（不要找动物。。。）
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穆克塔 我会在美国帮你买个新的假肢
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我去美国啦
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美国
到达美国
BORAT: I arrive in America's airport with clothings, U.S. Dollars...and a jar of gypsy tears
to protect me from AIDS.
我到美国的机场了
拿着衣服和美元
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还有一瓶吉普赛人眼泪
以防得艾滋病
到了美国处处碰壁
Hello. My name-a Borat.I, uh, not American.I, uh, new in town.Nice-a meet you.
Hello. Nice meet you.
Hey, what your name?
My name is Mind Your Own Fucking Business.
Yo, get the fuck out of here before I break your jaw, bro.
Yo, get the fuck off, bro.
You're fucking with the wrong one, man.
住宾馆讲价~
MAN:
Welcome to the Wellington Hotel. Do you want to pay for the entire stay now?
- I pay for one night.
- Fine.
- How much?
One night is $117 and seven- and 13 cents.
We'll call it 85.(spits)
No, we can call it 117.
服务员引他走到电梯里
Let me get the door for you.- Come on in.
- Oh, very nice.Very nice room.
You're not in the room yet, sir.
Hold on.You might want to repack your things.We're gonna be moving again shortly.
- No, I will not move to a smaller room.
看了待机屏幕的电视3个小时后忍不住向服务员抱怨
Everybody say U.S.A. Television much better...but this I watch for three hours,do not
change.
MAN:There's a remote control right here.You push these two arrows to change the channel.
学习美国幽默
What is a "not"jokes?
A "not"joke is when we're trying to make fun of something...and what we do is, we make a
statement that we pretend is true...but at the end, we say "not,"which means it's not true.
So teach me how to make one.
- All right. What color is your suit?
- This suit is gray.
-Gray. I would call it blue, okay?
- It's gray.
- All right, it's blue-gray.
- But it's certainly not black, right?
- Well, it's more gray.
- All right, let's say it's gray. But it's not-
- It is gray.
-Okay, so a "not"joke, I would say..."That suit is black. Not!"
-This-a suit is not black.
- No, no, "not" has to be the end. Okay.
- Okay.
-This suit is black not.
-This suit is black. Pause.You know what a pause is?
- Yes.
- This suit is black. Not!
-This suit is black, pause, not.
-No, you don't say "pause."
-This suit is black.
-That's a pause. Not!
-This suit is black.
-Okay, um-
- I don't- I don't- I'm not-- Not!
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