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一则英语笑话测试你的英语水平

发布者: 流水绯红 | 发布时间: 2005-12-27 04:31| 查看数: 143026| 评论数: 289|


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相逢似梦中 发表于 2008-11-12 13:58:46
I have heard one sad story of a hitchhiker who went into a shop and saw the sign "Lift" but found it too heavy, then saw the sign "Pet Supplies" so he did, this wasn't too bad but then he went outside and saw the sign "Compact Cars" and went to prison for ten years.

我曾听说过一个倒霉的故事,有一个搭车者,走进一家商店,看见一个标签上写着“举起来”,可是那个东西太重了;看见一个标签上写着“拍拍商品”,于是就拍了拍,这也没什么;但当他走出商店时,又看见一个标签,上面写着“砸汽车”,结果被判坐牢十年。

呵呵!!!

[ 本帖最后由 相逢似梦中 于 2008-11-12 14:00 编辑 ]
奥奥 发表于 2008-11-13 12:08:47
哈哈,fain
天龙使者 发表于 2008-11-13 14:48:04
让我来体验一下呢!!
larry5169 发表于 2008-11-19 16:48:16

回复 10F bleue 的帖子

Let me guess - he first tried lifting the lift, of course it's too heavy, then he tried petting the "pet supplies", and of course that's not too bad since the pet supplies being dead items won't complain about being molested, but he goes to jail for smashing up the cars to make them "compact"?This is a good one.Cheers.
harryyang008 发表于 2008-11-24 12:08:24
楼主难为人,跟贴才能看,只好这样了
小莉 发表于 2012-1-24 12:21:03
Let me see
xmy0807 发表于 2012-1-26 12:53:47
部分单词不知含义
lion_xie 发表于 2012-1-30 16:31:36
let me have a look
 细◆叶叶 发表于 2012-2-1 00:44:14
I wanna the answer.
莓有文化 发表于 2012-2-12 10:11:18
UH /.......
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