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<TD colSpan=2 height=29><STRONG>THAT SON OF A BxxxH!!!</STRONG> </TD></TR>
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<TD colSpan=2>One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin. <br><br>Girl: Father, I have sinned.<br><br>reacher: What did you do, little girl? <br><br>Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bxxxh."<br><br>reacher: Why? What did he do to you? <br><br>Girl: He touched my breast.<br><br>reacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.) <br><br>Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.<br><br>Preacher: That"s no reason to call him that.<br><br>Girl: But he also took off my cloth.<br><br>Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.) <br><br>Girl: Yes, that"s what he did.<br><br>Preacher: That"s still no reason to call him that.<br><br>Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what... <br><br>Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)<br><br>Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that"s what he did... <br><br>Preacher: My dear girl, that"s still no reason to call him a... <br><br>Girl: But he had AIDS!! <br><br>Preacher: THAT SON OF A BxxxH!!!</TD></TR></TABLE>
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