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[搞笑]THAT SON OF A BxxxH!!!

发布者: black-cat | 发布时间: 2005-10-13 16:08| 查看数: 3525| 评论数: 6|

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<TD colSpan=2 height=29><STRONG>THAT SON OF A BxxxH!!!</STRONG> </TD></TR>
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<TD colSpan=2>One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin. <br><br>Girl: Father, I have sinned.<br><br>reacher: What did you do, little girl? <br><br>Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bxxxh."<br><br>reacher: Why? What did he do to you? <br><br>Girl: He touched my breast.<br><br>reacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.) <br><br>Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.<br><br>Preacher: That"s no reason to call him that.<br><br>Girl: But he also took off my cloth.<br><br>Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.) <br><br>Girl: Yes, that"s what he did.<br><br>Preacher: That"s still no reason to call him that.<br><br>Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what... <br><br>Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)<br><br>Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that"s what he did... <br><br>Preacher: My dear girl, that"s still no reason to call him a... <br><br>Girl: But he had AIDS!! <br><br>Preacher: THAT SON OF A BxxxH!!!</TD></TR></TABLE>
[此贴子已经被Quickie于2005-10-13 22:21:53编辑过]


最新评论

Quickie 发表于 2005-10-13 22:05:12
black-cat,
Good funny joke,but in Western culture... Son of Bxtxh is consider very bad word. Since we have high school students as readers in here, we will try to keep this place as clean as possible. Could you please substitude the Bxxxx word with something else?
Thank you.
samin 发表于 2005-10-18 13:21:32
[em04]......grow-up only...
I think
Quickie 发表于 2005-10-18 15:36:15
[em09]
Samin, you were saying?
samin 发表于 2005-10-25 10:00:18
[em15]
lullaby 发表于 2007-6-16 14:19:41
Oh,my god...
phantom 发表于 2007-7-2 14:59:29
Have nothing to say......
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