电脑的看不懂，来点简单的吧, 哈哈：

Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.

This constant is always zero.

聪明 X 美丽 x 可以拥有 = 常数

这个常数永远是 0

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

爱你的女人越漂亮，离开她时越没痛苦。

Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

在找到王子之前，你得先吻一堆青蛙。

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

女人总是忘不了她得过的男人；而男人总是忘不了他没有得过的女人。

The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

得到女人芳心的钥匙是在意想不到的时间献上意想不到的礼物。