女孩的32个秘密 <br> 1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless theyknowyou can <br>hear them. <br><br> 女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。 <br><br> 2.Women especially love a bargain. <br><br> 女人特别喜欢便宜货。 <br><br> 3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world wheretheyfeel like <br>they’re actually in control. <br><br> 女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。 <br><br> 4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,inan effort <br>to trap yousintosfeeling guilty. <br><br> 女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。 <br><br> 5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feelaneed to filli <br>t, even if they have nothing to say. <br><br> 女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。 <br><br><br> 6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off thantheyare. <br><br> 女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。 <br><br> 7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a manaroundwhen there <br>’s a spider or a wasp involved. <br><br> 女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身 <br>旁。 <br><br> 8.Women can’t keep secrets. <br><br> 女人不能保守秘密。 <br><br> 9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives themachance to <br>gossip. <br><br> 女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。 <br><br> 10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matterwhatshe’s doin <br>g. <br><br> 女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。 <br><br> 11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men understandthatthey wouldn <br>’t need toys if women had an〃on／off〃switch. <br><br> 女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要 <br>玩具了。 <br><br> 12.Women think all beer is the same. <br><br> 女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。 <br><br> 13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. Afterawoman showers, <br>the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest. <br><br> 通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的 <br>味道。 <br><br> 14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Menseekentertainment that <br>allows them to escape reality. Womenseekentertainment that reminds them of ho <br>w horrible thingscouldbe. <br><br> 女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人 <br>则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。 <br><br> 15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five daysworthof clothe <br>s and will wear some things twice；if a woman goes onaseven-day trip she’ll p <br>ack21outfits because she doesn’t knowwhatshe’ll feel like wearing each day. <br><br><br> 如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个 <br>女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。 <br><br> 16.Women brush their hair before bed. <br><br> 女人在睡觉前梳头。 <br><br> 17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield：Modeling. <br><br> 女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。 <br><br> 18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is theman’sresponsibility. <br><br> 女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。 <br><br> 19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they drivecarthemselves. <br><br><br> 女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。 <br><br> 20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs andredcarpet. <br><br> 女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。 <br><br> 21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when womenaren’tlooking, <br>men kick cats. <br><br> 女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。 <br><br> 22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visithergirlfriend for two <br>weeks, and upon returning home, she willcallthe same friend and they will tal <br>k for three hours. <br><br> 女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家 <br>便会给这个女朋友打电话,她们会聊上3个小时。 <br><br> 23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,emptythe garbag <br>e, answer the phone, read a book, or get themail. <br><br> 女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮 <br>件……?? <br><br> 24.Women do NOT wantanhonest answer to the question,〃How do Ilook？〃 <br><br> 在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样？” <br><br> 25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaninginwoman-language than i <br>t does in man-language. <br><br> “哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。 <br><br> 26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’tagreewith them a <br>boutit. <br><br> 所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。 <br><br> 27.Only women understand the need for〃guest towels〃andthe〃goodchina〃. <br><br><br> 只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。 <br><br> 28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them clamoringtocover the <br>responsibilities that go with those centers. <br><br> 女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责 <br>任。 <br><br> 29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This willgetmen arres <br>ted. <br><br> 面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。 <br><br> 30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a guydespiteclaims t <br>o the contrary. <br><br> 女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。 <br><br> 31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and thenthey’llgo out an <br>d spend more time checking out other women. Men cannevercatch women checking o <br>ut other men；women will always catchmenchecking out other women. <br><br> 女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远 <br>不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。 <br><br> 32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find anotherwomanwearing th <br>e same dress at a formal party. <br><br> 最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服 <br>
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