Cowboy
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a bar for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers.
When the cowboy finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, flipped his gun into the air,
caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot
into the ceiling. “Which one of you stole my horse?”
he shouted with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered. He ordered another beer and said,
“Alright, if my horse isn’t back outside by the time
I finish another beer, I’m going to do what I did back home!”
He walked outside, and his horse was there!
He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender walked out of the bar and asked,
“Say, partner, before you go……what happened
back home if your horse was stolen?”
The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”
牛仔
一个牛仔骑马进城，停下来走进了一个酒吧。不幸的是当地人有个习惯，
就是爱跟陌生人过不去。这个牛仔喝完酒后发现他的马被偷了。
他回到酒吧，把自己的枪抛向空中，然后连看都没看就从头顶上
把枪抓住，向天花板上放了一枪。他用令人吃惊的声音大喊道：
“你们谁偷了我的马？”
没有人回答。他又要了一杯啤酒说：“好吧。如果我喝完另一杯酒，
我的马还没送回到外边，我可就要干以前我回家干的事了！”
他走出去的时候，他的马已经在那儿了！
他装上马鞍，骑上马出城。酒吧招待走出来问：“嘿，伙计，
你走之前……如果你的马真被偷了，你回家就发生什么了？”
牛仔转回身说：“我就得走回家了。” |
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