英语笑话： Adam and Eve 亚当和夏娃……

发布者: david | 发布时间: 2006-2-28 09:47| 查看数: 16262| 评论数: 17|

>One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"
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>God replied, "Go on Adam, but be quick. I have a world to create."
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>So Adam says," When you created Eve, why did You make her body so curvy and tender unlike mine?"
<P >"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."
<P >"Oh, well then, why did You give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?"
<P >"I did that Adam so that you could love her."
<P >"Oh, well then, why did You make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"
<P >"Well Adam, No. I did that so that she could love you."

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flying0422 发表于 2006-2-28 18:59:11

Great joke!

Quickie 发表于 2006-2-28 22:52:48

God created $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ so women could love men.

:lol:lol

samin 发表于 2006-3-1 13:00:36

haha,humourous
well,while a woman was crazy about a man,she must be skip all of his shortcomings,but a man will never<BR>while the woman is clever so that she didn't love that man who don't care for her

samin 发表于 2006-3-1 13:10:21

<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>Quickie</I>在2006-2-28 22:52:48的发言：</B><BR>God created $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ so women could love men.

:lol:lol</DIV>
God never created money,that is not the reason,I don't think women love money,only because men care for the purpose why that lady love him,so he took for granted her loved his money,not him

study 发表于 2006-3-1 17:51:46

and there is another answer, so that she couldnot love others.

雨声 发表于 2006-3-1 19:27:24

You speak englih very well``~So I'm envions of you````````~~~``

coffee 发表于 2006-3-1 20:53:18

look，another ,amanandawomen,too

evabells 发表于 2006-3-2 10:14:34

HEHE,bright god.[em02]

kevin 发表于 2006-3-2 10:23:31

<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>Quickie</I>在2006-2-28 22:52:48的发言：</B><BR>God created $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ so women could love men.

:lol:lol</DIV>
Money makes the world go round.

Quickie 发表于 2006-3-2 22:08:04

Sounds like Samin does not care too much about $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Well, It never hurts to have lots $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ in my pocket. [em07]

samin 发表于 2006-3-3 16:24:57

Of course I care,but if the man think I love his money,I will stay far away from him,never keep in touch with him no matter how I was crazy about him

633lw 发表于 2006-3-23 08:47:17

yes.It's very humorous.
but when the girle see it ,how would they think .
please don't angry !haha
just think that is a joke .Because I think some girls are not only beautry but very smart![em17]

摇钱猪 发表于 2007-8-1 17:06:17

the stupid love the stupid.

all of them was the creation of God, and are under the control of God.

椰风树影 发表于 2007-8-1 17:28:55

What an intelligent joke!

椰风树影 发表于 2008-1-24 11:17:40

The answer is sensible.

bettyjhm 发表于 2008-1-24 13:32:02

betty

humourous,

brucewind 发表于 2008-1-24 16:07:02

说得真好！

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