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英语幽默两则

发布者: U来U去 | 发布时间: 2011-2-11 14:39| 查看数: 1181| 评论数: 0|

Logic Reasoning

  A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.

  "Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin

g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"

  A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?"

  

逻辑推理

  小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。她举了这么一个例子:有这样一种情况,一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼,突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。他的妻子听到了他的喊声,知道他并不会游泳,所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么?一个女生举手答道,是不是去取他的存款?

Bedtime Prayers

  Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."

  Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"

  And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"

睡前祷告词

  朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。祷告上帝,她说,让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。

  妈妈打断她说:朱莉叶,你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?

朱莉叶回答说:因为我在地理考卷上是这么写的。






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