看到幽默的东西就顺手转过来，包括漫画之类的。

有些特别好笑的就手打了，先贴一些过来。

　　

　　

　　a.

　　

　　I used to think I was poor.

　　

　　Then they told me I wasn’t poor. I was needy.

　　Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy,

　　that I was culturally deprived.

　　Then they told me deprived was a bad image, that I was underprivileged.

　　Then they told me underprivileged was over used, that I was disadvantaged.

　　

　　I still don’t have a dime, but I do have a great vocabulary.

Marxism: you have nothing to lose but your shit

　　

　　Communism: let’s share the shit

　　

　　Shakespearean: to shit or not to shit, that is the question

　　

　　Lawyers: for enough money, I can get you out of shit

　　

　　Mouse: oh shit! a cat

　　

　　Cats: dogs are shit

　　

　　Dogs: I just shit in your shoes

　　

　　Rastafarian: let’s smoke this shit!

　　

　　Voodoo: Shit doesn’t just happen, we made it happen

　　

　　Wicca: you can make shit happen, but shit will happen to you three times!

　　

　　Televangelism: send money or shit will happen to you

　　

　　Baptism: We’ll wash the shit right off of you