23、Monica: I want you to know, it wasnt me who turned you in.
有人假冒莫尼卡的名字用她的信用卡，姑娘们找到后非但没有报警，反而和她成了好朋友。她带莫尼卡做了许多过去想都不敢想的疯狂事情。最后，她被抓住。莫尼卡去看她：“我才是莫尼卡，我也知道是你用了我的信用卡，但不是我举报你的。”
24、Phoebe: No, nothing like that. I was just...such a dummie. I taught this "massage-yourself-at-home-workshop." And they are.
善良的菲比教给客人“家庭自助按摩技术”，人家照着做了。所以她的按摩客户越来越少。
25、Guy: Yeah, the Knicks by 10. They suck.
Lydia: Yeah, theyre not so bad.
尼克斯的狂热球迷乔伊在产房门口巧遇凯尔特人的产妇球迷，他陪这个女孩度过了最艰难的时期，还为她买了气球。推门而入的时候，发现女孩的男友已经赶来，乔伊安静的离开。尼客斯赢了，女孩对男友说：“纽约队也没有那么烂。”
26、Phoebe: This is so great.
Phoebe: I mean, well, cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. And heres this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that theyre fighting over who gets to love it the most. And its not even born yet. Its just, its just the luckiest baby in the whole world.
罗斯和苏珊为了未出生的孩子吵架，菲比说这种感觉太棒了。自己小时候妈妈自杀，爸爸入狱，自己没有一个亲人照顾。而这个未出生的孩子，有一个爸爸和两个妈妈，他们还为了谁爱它更多而吵架，这是世界上最幸福的小孩。
27、Ross: Ben，sometimes I may be away longer, like this. (walks away) But Ill still always come back, like this. (returns)
罗斯对刚出生的本说：“有时我可能不在你身边，但是你要记得，我总会回来的。” The coolest terminator.
28、Rachel: Oh! I cant believe he remembered!
几个月前逛街时瑞秋提到有个胸针很想她小时候奶奶带的那个。瑞秋的生日上，这个胸针成为了罗斯的礼物。
29、Ross: it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?
“真爱只有一次，你知道我们是天生一对。唯一的问题就是：你喜欢我吗？”
Rachel: I dont know... I mean, Ive never looked at you that way before.
“我不知道，我一直拿你当朋友，从没放在情人的角度考虑过。”
Ross: Well, start looking.
“那现在你可以考虑了！”
第二季
1、RACHEL: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.
瑞秋由于罗斯和朱莉的亲密而难过，甚至找回大坏蛋保罗过夜。垃圾罗斯，即使放弃了所爱的女孩，也不要在她面前那样肆无忌惮！
2、JOEY: Ive never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.
乔依对瑞秋说他虽然阅女无数，但从来没有爱谁像罗斯爱瑞秋一样深。爱情重在质量，而非数量。如果能遇到命里的人，乔依还愿意做情圣吗？
3、ROSS: You are way too good to be with a guy like that. You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, Im with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good.
罗斯跟瑞秋说保罗根本就配不上她，她值得更好的男人，一个懂得她的有趣、善良、迷人、性感的更好的男人。那个人应该在每天醒来后都因为发现有她在身边而觉得自己是最幸运的人………………
4、MONICA: Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know hes gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldnt resist.
莫尼卡明知道新生儿长得很快，但还是忍不住给本买了很贵的耐克鞋。Monica Bang实在是个很好的姑姑。
5、PHOEBE: Wasnt there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you cant admit that theres a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?
“过去最聪明的人都不相信地球是圆的，50年前，没有人认为小小的原子有什么能量。所以，有没有一丁点的可能进化论是错的呢？”
怪诞超人菲比靠这段话竟说服了科学狂人罗斯。朋友要彼此包容，要给他一个怪诞或者是与众不同的空间。
6、MONICA: You know what you want now. Most guys dont even have a clue. You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimate with someone.
钱德勒害怕由于自己的挑剔会无伴终老。女孩们对他说男人都是这个样子的，不懂得珍惜。至少你发现自己错了，你比其他男人要强，你已经做好了珍惜一个人的准备了。
7、CHANDLER: Good-bye Mr. Heckles. Well try to keep it down.
最最善良的钱德勒，在怪人海先生去世后保留了他的同学录，因为有人在上面说了海先生的好话，所以应该有人保存着它。
最后，他对着空荡的房间说：“再见，海先生，我们会尽量安静一些的……”
8、PHOEBE: I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, Im sorry, dont tell me, I dont think either answer would make me feel better.
“如果六年前你就发现你不是同性恋，而那时我正在你身边。你会不会选择我？……不要告诉我答案，因为会或不会都只会让我难过。”
可怜的菲比那么疯狂的爱着这个同性恋丈夫，为他的离去一个月不出门，甚至不小心吃了奶酪汉堡（素食主义者的疯狂）。可这个人回来说他不是同性恋，并且要和另一个女人结婚。
9、ROSS: I, I just never think of money as an issue.
RACHEL: Thats cause you have it.
六人因为经济问题弄得不爽。其实他们六个十年来经济起伏都挺大。钱这东西很奇怪，有时能体现友谊，有时也会毁了友谊。好的对策是：有钱的该认为这是个问题，没钱的少想这方面的事。
10、ROSS: Wha... youre uh, youre, youre over me?When, when were you... under me?
“你不爱我了！你不爱我了？你什么时候……爱过我？”
虽然字面上看比较色情，但这确是最温暖的话了。罗斯终于知道了瑞秋的想法，两人的爱终于超越了时差。
11、ROSS: Try the bottom one.
罗斯说自己舍不得朱莉，瑞秋也很无奈。两人大吵，罗斯走了，瑞秋锁了咖啡馆的门，一个人哭。哭完之后，发现罗斯还在门口。瑞秋打开好几把锁，门还是开不了。罗斯说：“试试最下边那道锁。”门打开了，爱也跟着回来。
12、PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?Ok, all right, lets hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
“我们要知道这个吻的全过程。它的结局是好是坏？它是很温柔的拂过你的嘴唇还是很饥渴的要吃掉你的那种？当时罗斯是抱你满怀还是轻轻的抚弄着你的肩膀呢？”
JOEY: Tongue?Cool.
“是舌吻吗？酷！”
这就是女孩和男孩们听到罗斯和瑞秋终于初吻的不同反应。关心的东西不同，但为朋友高兴的心情可是一样的呀。
13、ROSS: [long pause] Shes not Rachel.
罗斯列出瑞秋的许多缺点，关于朱莉的缺点，只有一条：“她不是瑞秋。”
14、ROSS: number one: The way you cry at game shows. Number two: how much you love your friends. Number three: the way you play with your hair when youre nervous. Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben.
为了补救缺点单的裂痕，罗斯又列了个优点单，列举了瑞秋的可爱之处。全是好话，却没有上一条感人。情人的优点不胜枚举，也不必枚举……
15、《with or without you 》罗斯在电台给瑞秋点了这首歌道歉，当主持人知道罗斯对瑞秋做了什么（列缺点单）之后，觉得这是太糟糕的事儿了，于是决定把点歌的机会留给还有机会复合的人——一个开车撞了自己女友的家伙。 |
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