The other day, I was walking my dog aroundmy building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'mafraid of widths.
I had a dog once. I spilled spot remover on him, and now he's gone.
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him..."Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he justignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd. |