A burglar has just made it into thehouse he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal.All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so canJesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goesback to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in thecorner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot,who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"