2.A Mistake

An American, a Scot（ Scotland  n.苏格兰） and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."

"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.

"Where are the others?" asked a medic.

"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."

accident  [æksidənt]n.意外遭遇,事故

fluster  [flʌstə]vt.使惊慌失措flustered惊慌失措的

saint英音：[seint] heaven  [hevən]n.天堂

Done口语（成交） instantly  [instəntli]

ad.立即，立刻 scene  [si:n]n.场，地点

medic医生haggle  [hægəl]vi.讨价还价

argue  [ɑ:gju:]vi.争论(吵,辩)government政府