A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.
一个窃贼潜入一户人家。他看到一个喜欢的CD机,他赶紧拿了。
Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".
就在这个时候他听到有人说:“耶稣正在看着你。”他照着手电看来看去,嘀咕着:“到底是什么人在说话?”
He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".
这时,他看到桌子上有些钱,他又拿了。。。那声音又来了:“耶稣正在看着你。”
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from.
他躲到一个角落,想找出是谁在说话。
He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".
结果看到一只鹦鹉,于是他问鹦鹉:“是你在说话吗?”鹦鹉承认了。
It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES".
小贼说:“你叫什么名字?”“摩西”。
The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??"
小贼说:“什么人给鸟取这种名字?”
The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".
鹦鹉回答:“就是那个给他的罗威那犬取名为‘耶稣’的那个人啊。” |
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