Hello, my name is Dr O and I am the African parents specialist. Today, today, today, today, I bring you African Dad Lingo one zero one. So if you don't want to die in the hands of your African parents, please sit back, relax and learn. If you don't want to learn, rest in peace in advance. May the Lord be with you.
Born and raised in Lagos, Nigeria. I moved to Miami from Nigeria in 2005. Growing up in Africa in an African household. You know the culture is very strong.
Of course you are deaf now. I wish I gave birth to a 2lb yam instead.
当然,你现在装聋了,我宁愿自己生个两磅的山药也比生你好。
I came here and I realized how distinctively different the traditional culture was here. It made me appreciate the African culture more and you know that’s what I come up highlight in the videos.
For instance, here in America, most people say more ‘hi mum, hi, dad'. But if you say ‘hi' to an African parent, hmm...Yeah, you already know how that goes.
How old to be confused? When devil has replaced your brain with your anus? When I call you, you say ‘yes, dad', not ‘daddy, yes'. You overgrown but underdeveloped and immature amoeba.
Social media is actually put me out there as a comedian. It’s what brought out the comedy in me.
事实上,社交媒体把我当做一名喜剧演员。它把我身体里的喜剧因子激发出来了。
Bimbo, I pity you. You should be the sorriest people in the whole world right now. You should be very, very, very, very, very sorry. Sorry that ordinary jollof rice, you can't cook; sorry that ordinary get good grads in school, you can't get.
A lot of my videos are not necessarily things I have experienced first hand. I just come up with them in my head, cause I figure someone, somewhere, is going through something like this.
我的很多视频不一定是我亲身经历的事情。只是他们跳到我的脑子里,我觉得某人在某处正在做这件事。
See how much time you are spending inside the toilet, Dami.
看看你花了多少时间在厕所,达米。
If you spend that much time on your books, you'll be more successful, you would do much better in school. If you spend this much time applying yourself starting your own company, starting your own establishment, you'll appear on Forbes richest, youngest African in America.