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[转帖]翻译幽默

发布者: christlulu | 发布时间: 2006-5-1 16:04| 查看数: 4450| 评论数: 9|

1.we two who and who?  <BR>   <BR>    咱俩谁跟谁阿?  <BR>   <BR>  2.how are you ? how old are you?  <BR>   <BR>    怎么是你,怎么老是你?  <BR>   <BR>  3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you  <BR>你不鸟我,我也不鸟你  <BR>   <BR>  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers! together up!  <BR>   <BR>    你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!  <BR>   <BR>  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!  <BR>   <BR>    各位爱卿!有事起奏,无事退朝!!  <BR>   <BR>  6.you me you me  <BR>   <BR>    彼此彼此  <BR>   <BR>  7.You Give Me Stop!  <BR>   <BR>    你给我站住!  <BR>   <BR>  8.know is know noknow is noknow…  <BR>   <BR>    知之为知之,不知为不知…  <BR>   <BR>  9.WATCH SISTER  <BR>   <BR>    表妹  <BR>   <BR>  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!  <BR>   <BR>    龙生龙,凤生凤 ,老鼠的儿子会打洞!  <BR>   <BR>  11.American Chinese not enough  <BR>   <BR>    美中不足  <BR>   <BR>  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die  <BR>   <BR>    车祸现场描述(一辆车来一辆车走,两车“嘭嘭“,人死了)  <BR>   <BR>  13.heart flower angry open  <BR>   <BR>    心花怒放  <BR>   <BR>  14.go past no mistake past  <BR>   <BR>    走过路过,不要错过  <BR>   <BR>  15.小明: I am sorry!  <BR>   <BR>    老外: I am sorry too!  <BR>   <BR>    小明: I am sorry three!  <BR>   <BR>    老外: What are you sorry for?  <BR>   <BR>    小明: I am sorry five!  <BR>   <BR>  16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!  <BR>   <BR>    要钱<a href="http://book.studa.com/" target="_blank" >没有</A>,要命一条!  <BR>   <BR>  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.  <BR>   <BR>    我叫李老大,今年 25 。  <BR>   <BR>  18.you have two down son.  <BR>   <BR>    你有两下子。  <BR>   <BR>  19.as far as you go to die!!  <BR>   <BR>    有多远,死多远!!  <BR>   <BR>  20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face  
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸  <BR>   <BR>  21.If you don’t understand, don’t blind say!  <BR>   <BR>    不懂就别瞎说!  <BR>   <BR>  22.Shout what shout!  <BR>   <BR>    喊<a href="http://book.studa.com/" target="_blank" >什么</A>喊!<BR clear=all>

最新评论

coconut 发表于 2006-5-2 17:45:00
要是英语语法如此,英语该多好学啊。
虽说搞笑一点,至少中国人能听懂。:lol:lol:lol:lol
samin 发表于 2006-5-5 21:58:52
<STRONG><FONT face=Verdana color=#61b713>玩玩可以,但别当真啊,虽然咋中国是地大物博,人口众多,也不至于拿人家外国话来乱编,不然到那天,全世界都拿那中国式英语当回事,咋们罪过就大了</FONT></STRONG>
lymlym 发表于 2006-5-5 20:25:44
it is very :lol:lol
Fancy-Teng 发表于 2006-5-6 08:39:30
这种中国式英语真的很搞笑,我也经常犯这种错误,现在想想,为什么我同事经常笑我,现在明白了.
guixin 发表于 2006-5-6 18:59:45
以前还没有发现自己学习英语犯错那么搞笑!![em09]
Quickie 发表于 2007-1-10 06:14:07
Everyday in our conversation, we still use some English smiliar to our native language.
qianqian 发表于 2007-1-10 10:01:18

好搞笑!

phantom 发表于 2007-1-10 10:22:57
so COLD, i can't help chilling~~~~
chenjixing 发表于 2007-1-10 10:30:21
好搞笑。好玩。有时候我也在犯这样的错啊。这样可以提醒象我这样的英盲啊。

[ 本帖最后由 chenjixing 于 2007-1-10 10:32 编辑 ]
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