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你了解女人吗--男生应该记住的几句英文

发布者: yucc | 发布时间: 2006-5-7 11:13| 查看数: 9257| 评论数: 3|

The nice girls are ugly.

好女人不靓。

The pretty girls are not nice.

靓女不好。

The pretty and nice women are gay.

又靓又好的女人是同性恋。

The pretty, nice and hetero***ual women are married.

又靓又好又不是同性恋的女人都结婚了。

The pretty women without money are after our money.

而没有钱但是很靓的女人看上的是我们的钱。

The pretty women, who are not so nice and somewhat

hetero***ual don't think we have enough money.

不是很好但是很靓又是异性恋的女人却嫌我们的钱不多。

The women who are somewhat pretty, somewhat nice and have some money and thand god are hetero***ual are shy and never make the first move! Once we make the

first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.

又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的女人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。然而,一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。

Now...who in the hell undestands women?

现在。。。。。。到底有谁了解女人这东西。


最新评论

christlulu 发表于 2006-5-8 20:49:36
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Fancy-Teng 发表于 2006-5-9 12:04:42
[em06][em06][em06][em06][em06] 怎么把女人说成这样呢?
thomson8283 发表于 2006-5-11 14:20:14
it seems like very reasonable
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