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老爸一直以追到有校花之称的老妈而自豪, * 但每次讲到掳获老妈芳心的致命关键的一封英文情书， * 老妈都笑的前俯后仰，经过我们一再催逼, * 老妈终于拿出老爸当年写给她的情书, * 看了真的是OH! MY GOD,很有一套喔! * 请注意英文部份 > * Dear wang litte sister: * 亲爱的王小姐 * From see you one eye,I shit love you. * 自从看到你的第一眼,我便爱上你。 * Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. * Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again. * 妳的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛打开，我又活过来， * 妳的眼睛贬啊贬,我就死去活来? * Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. * When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. * 也许你不记得我,没有关系,当你仔细看着我，你就会一见钟情. * I think l should introduce myself to you. * 我想应该介绍一下自己。 * I call Li big great. Toyear 25 * 我叫李大伟,今年25(今天是today,那么今年就是toyear.至于伟就翻成great吧 ！) * My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. * 我家有四口人..爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。 * I am a good man, in a big company work. * 我是一个好男人，在一家大公司上班。 * I do early fuck every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you. * 我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。 * Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, * and find a place where many monks live in to over mylife; * 请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧,找个庙来了此一生。 * (实在想不起「嫁」字怎么翻译，好在头脑灵光,嫁过来不就是和我吃住在一起。 * 至于「庙」字,也不会翻译，不过很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是庙。) * Like Your people * 喜欢妳的人 * .........原来"做早操"的英文是"make early > > fuck"...................  | 
