Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.

The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began."They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France."

The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door.

"Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."

可恶的教授 因为厌烦喜欢讲下流故事的解剖学教授，一群女孩决定下次他再开始讲的时候，她们就都站起来离开教室，并以此抗议。然而第二天上课之前教授听说了她们的计划，所以他策划了一番。课上到一半时，他说道，“听说现在法国的妓女相当紧缺。”女孩们互相看了看，起身往门口走去。“年轻的女士们”，教授脸上带着大大的微笑说，“下一班飞机明天下午之前是不会起飞的。”