There was a couple that was having an argument in their home over financial problems. And the wife finally got very mad, and exploded saying,

"You should know that if it weren't for my money, this television set wouldn't be here. If it weren't

for my money, that easy chair that you're sitting on wouldn't be here, either. And, if it weren't for

my money, this house wouldn't even be here!"

And then the husband said, "Are you kidding? If it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here,

either!"

有一对夫妇讨论家庭财务超支问题。妻子最后忍无可忍，愤怒地说：“你该知道，如果不是我的钱，这就不会有电视；如果不是我的钱，你正坐着的安乐椅不会在这；要不是我的钱，房子更不会有”。

丈夫回答道：“真是好笑？如果不是因为你的钱，我也不会在这”。