The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.

牧师很是焦虑因为去参加圣会的成员在听布告时老是会打瞌睡。

As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation. "All who want to go to heaven，please rise." Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering "Be seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, "All those who want to be with the devil, please rise."

一个星期天的早上坐在前排的一个人又开始打鼾了，牧师决定他要给教友们说说这件事。所以，他轻声地对教友们问道：“所有想要去天堂的人请起立。”每个人都立刻站起来了，除了那个打鼾的家伙。之后，牧师又轻声地说道“请坐下！”然后，牧师提高了嗓子大声说道，“所有想到地狱的人，请站起来。”

Awaking with a start, the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit, "Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it."

那个酣睡的人突然被惊醒，他立即站了起来，看到牧师很生气在站在布道台前。“嗯，怎么了，我不知道你们正在为什么投票，但是看上去只有我们两个人支持咯。”