<center><br/>Girl, Please Fall in Love with Me</center><p></p><p>　　After the self-study class at night, I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I’ve seen to the Dinosaur Concentration Camp. Then I began chatting with the three girls left.</p><p>　　Me: Honey, let’s fall in love!</p><p>　　Talented girl: OK. Are you a Party member?</p><p>　　Me: No, I’m not.</p><p>　　Talented girl: Are you a League member?</p><p>　　Me: Well, no.</p><p>　　Talented girl: Well, are you a member of China Young Pioneers?</p><p>　　Me: I used to be one many years ago. But why do you bother asking such questions?</p><p>　　Talented girl: Then I can’t promise you. At all events, I’m the team leader of our class.</p><p>　　…</p><p>　　Recalling the painful experience, I still have two girls to chat with.</p><p></p><p>　　Me: Girl, let’s fall in love!</p><p>　　Lonely girl: Good. After all, I can fall in love.</p><p>　　Me: Well, didn’t you love someone before?</p><p>　　Lonely girl: No. They always said I was a dinosaur.</p><p>　　Me: Umm, in this case, we’d better break up at the moment.</p><p>　　Lonely girl: No, I don’t agree. It’s my first love…</p><p>　　55555555555…</p><p>　　Now the last girl left, I would especially cherish her.</p><p>　　Me: Girl, don’t you want to fall in love with me?</p><p>　　Jiaojiao: I think it’s OK, but I’d like to ask for my father’s advice. </p><p>　　Me: My God! You asked your father this kind of thing? You surely don’t have your own definite idea!</p><p>　　Jiaojiao: It’s not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven’t learnt to type. It is my father who types for me.</p><p>　　Me: …</p><p>　　Then I said: Hello, uncle.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;美眉，我们网恋吧</strong><font size="3">
                </font></p><p>　　晚自习归来，我打开电脑，把男网友全部归到青蛙集中营里，把几个见过不漂亮的女网友归到恐龙集中营。剩下的三个美眉还要再聊聊。</p><p>　　我说：美眉我们网恋吧！</p><p>　　小才女说：好呀。你是党员吗？</p><p>　　我说：不是。</p><p>　　小才女说：那你是团员吗？</p><p>　　我说：不是。</p><p>　　小才女说：那你是少先队员吗？</p><p>　　我说：很多年以前就不是了，你问这些做什么？</p><p>　　小才女说：那可不行，我可是我们班的小组长呢。</p><p>　　我无语。</p><p>　　痛定思痛，还有两个MM可以聊。</p><p>　　我说：美眉我们网恋吧！</p><p>　　小孤女说：好呀，终于恋爱了。</p><p>　　我说：怎么，以前没有恋爱过吗？</p><p>　　小孤女说：没有，他们总说我是恐龙。</p><p>　　我说：哦，这样，那我们分手，就现在。</p><p>　　小孤女说：不，我不同意，这是我的初恋，55555555555……</p><p>　　还剩最后一个美眉，我倍加珍惜。</p><p>　　我说：美眉，我们网恋吧！</p><p>　　娇娇：好呀，不过我要问问我爸爸。</p><p>　　我说：天哪，这事你问你爸爸？你自己那么没主见呀?！</p><p>　　娇娇：不是呀，我今年才5岁，还不会打字，刚才是我爸爸替我打字啊。</p><p>　　我说：……</p><p>　　我再说：叔叔好。</p>

Me: Girl, don’t you want to fall in love with me?<p>　　Jiaojiao: I think it’s OK, but I’d like to ask for my father’s advice. </p><p>　　Me: My God! You asked your father this kind of thing? You surely don’t have your own definite idea!</p><p>　　Jiaojiao: It’s not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven’t learnt to type. It is my father who types for me.</p><p>　　Me: …</p><p>　　Then I said: Hello, uncle.</p><p></p>

is it funny?

heihei,interesting then...maybe i can try to talk with those frog concentration camp...

<p>he~he</p><p>Jiaojiao: It’s not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven’t learnt to type. It is my father who types for me.</p>[em31]

<p>hello, uncle..~~~</p><p>could you promise that i marry your daughter?</p>

<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>ferly</i>在2006-8-30 10:16:16的发言：</b><br/><p>hello, uncle..~~~</p><p>could you promise that i marry your daughter?</p></div><p>ferly,what are you doing?</p>

[此贴子已经被作者于2006-9-4 11:10:22编辑过]

<p>hello, uncle..~~~</p><p>could you promise that i marry your daughter?</p>

<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>flowing</i>在2006-9-4 11:09:34的发言：</b><br/><p>ferly,what are you doing?</p><br/></div><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>hah! flowing , I want to ~~~~~~~~~~~~</p><p>xixi</p>[em07][em07]

I see one video as a brother was cybering with his sister without knowing she was his sister till the dinner table. It was funny.

hehe&nbsp;&nbsp;高&nbsp;[em31]

morose~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I don't agree. It's my first love."!!hahaha

FUNNY..........

The uncle was very funny.