A couple who'd been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?"

He moved over and sat close to her.

"Dear," she continued, "do you remember how you used to hold me tight?"

He reached over and held her tight.

"And," she went on, "do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?"

With that, her husband got up and started to walk out of the room.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"Well," answered the husband, "I have to get my teeth."

一对结了婚50年的夫妻坐在沙发上。妻子说：“亲爱的，你还记得当年坐得离我有多近吗？”于是丈夫坐近了她。

妻子继续说：“你还记得当年你是怎么紧紧地楼住我的吗？”丈夫按她说的做了。

“还有，”她说，“你还记得当年是怎么拥抱我，吻我，在我耳边轻咬的吗？”

正在这时，丈夫站起来，走出了门口。

妻子问：“你去哪啊？”

“我想，”丈夫说：“我得把牙找来。”