A man saw a store sale, and went in.

"You buy anything?" "I want to buy dog food."

"We have rules, you must prove that you have the dog."

"Where is this?" "Discounted goods."

Man and assistant grinding, assistant or don't agree to sell him. No man had to go home, the dog, just bought a dog food. After a few days, the man went to the store and buy cat.

"Give me two boxes of cat." "We have rules, you must prove that you have a cat."

Or the assistant and she dawdle, men, or had to go home to bring the cat cat food to buy.

A few days later, the man digs a hole hug big boxes to the shop, find the shop assistant.

"You buy anything?" "You just know handle knob."

Salesman: "hand in what ah, stick."

"I want to buy two commonly roll of toilet paper."

我想买两卷儿手纸

一个男子看见一家商店大减价，便走了进去。

“您买些什么？”“我想买狗食。”

“我们有规定，您必须证明您有狗。”

“哪儿有这样的规定？”“减价商品就是这样。”

男子与售货员磨了半天，售货员还是不同意卖给他。没有办法，男子只好回家把狗带来，才买到了狗食。过了几天，男子又去这家商店买猫食。

“给我两盒猫食。”“我们有规定，您必须证明您有猫。”

还是那个售货员，男子又与她磨蹭了半天，结果还是不得不回家把猫带来才买到了猫食。

又过了几天，男子抱着挖有一个洞的大纸箱来到那家商店，找到那个售货员。

“您买些什么？”“你把手伸进去就知道啦。”

售货员把手伸了进去：“是什么呀，粘乎乎的。”

“我想买两卷儿手纸。”