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中国MM如何拒绝外国GG(别忘回复哦)搞笑

发布者: happylynn | 发布时间: 2006-10-18 13:34| 查看数: 23134| 评论数: 16|

<strong><font size="2"><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold">中国MM如何拒绝外国GG(别忘回复哦)搞笑</span></span><br/><br/></font></strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12px;"><span id="text2301061"><span id="tpid2301061"><span id="spid2301061">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;男:Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?)<br/>  <br/>    女:Actually I'd rather have the money.(倒不如把钱给我得了。) <br/>  <br/>    男:Can I have your name?(直译:我能有你的名字吗?)<br/>  <br/>    女:Why? Don't you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?) <br/>  <br/>    男:I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)<br/>  <br/>    女:I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。) <br/>  <br/>    男:Is this seat empty?(直译:这个座位是空的吗?)<br/>  <br/>    女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的这个座位就是空的。) <br/>  <br/>    男:Haven't I seen you some place before?(我好象以前在什么地方见过你?)<br/>  <br/>    女:Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。) <br/>  <br/>    男:Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)<br/>  <br/>    女:Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼。) <br/>  <br/>    男:I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)<br/>  <br/>    女:Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)</span></span></span></span>
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最新评论

happylynn 发表于 2006-10-23 23:13:23
<p><font color="#996699">难道说这个不好玩吗?</font></p><p><font color="#996699">怎么没人顶呢?</font></p>
phantom 发表于 2006-10-24 09:24:17
very funny, hahahah
emily0911 发表于 2006-10-25 14:23:28
<p>很有意思嘛,经典的</p>
sweetdream66 发表于 2006-10-25 18:57:33
<p><font size="2">I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.</font></p><p><font size="2">I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.</font></p><p><font size="2">Is this seat empty?</font></p><p><font size="2">Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.</font></p><p><font size="2">Haven't I seen you some place before?</font></p><p><font size="2">Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.</font></p><p><font size="2">hehehe--&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></p>
david 发表于 2006-10-26 19:46:01
<p>你注册了没?</p><p></p>
mengxxx911 发表于 2006-10-26 15:56:16
呵呵,帮你顶一下
cherie0708 发表于 2006-10-29 14:45:46
好哦~~~i like it.....哈哈哈哈
happylynn 发表于 2006-10-29 19:23:24
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>cherie0708</i>在2006-10-29 14:45:46的发言:</b><br/>好哦~~~i like it.....哈哈哈哈</div><p>哈哈 当然好啊</p><p>what's more, you may have the chance to use them.haha</p>
amyshe 发表于 2007-1-2 14:50:20
哈哈,真的很搞笑的哦
asahihx1984 发表于 2007-1-9 17:07:27
funny

may be sometimes i can use them to refuse somebody
狄菲曼舞 发表于 2007-1-9 17:22:35
以前看过这个,挺逗的!
pansy77 发表于 2007-1-26 18:12:47
有那么一点 小意思
sugar888 发表于 2007-2-3 16:45:18
verry funny
zym_may 发表于 2007-2-26 10:06:58
so funny
dorislh 发表于 2007-3-8 16:34:52
very good ! maybe i can use it sometime.
ymw896 发表于 2007-3-8 17:25:00
呵呵顶你一下吧
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