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英语幽默版三字经

发布者: mengxxx911 | 发布时间: 2006-11-2 11:02| 查看数: 44694| 评论数: 4|

<font size="3">人之初:At the begining of life.<br/>性本善:Sex is good.<br/>性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.<br/>习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.<br/>苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.<br/>性乃迁:Sex will leave you..<br/><br/><br/>教之道:The way of learning it<br/>贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.<br/><br/>昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng<br/>择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.<br/><br/>子不学:If you don't study hard,<br/>断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.<br/><br/>窦燕山 Dou, the Famous<br/>有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine<br/>教五子 All his five son took it<br/>名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.<br/><br/>养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,<br/>父之过 It is all your fault.<br/>教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,<br/>师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.<br/><br/>子不学 You may refuse to study this<br/>非所宜 but that is a real mistake<br/>幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,<br/>老何为 you will lose your ability when aged<br/><br/>玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,<br/>不成器 It won't become hard and strong.<br/>人不学 If you don't learn sex,<br/>不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness</font>

最新评论

jersy03 发表于 2006-11-2 15:10:13
humorous and horrible
happylynn 发表于 2006-11-2 13:06:59
<p>这个发过啦</p><p>好象在阅读版块的&nbsp;</p>
happylynn 发表于 2006-11-2 13:06:59
<p>这个发过啦</p><p>好象在阅读版块的&nbsp;</p>
缘分的天空 发表于 2006-11-2 14:26:36
什么啊?
phantom 发表于 2006-11-7 10:32:58
haha, it's so funny, good job
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