Joke 1
3 ladies were on a flight. Suddenly the pilot <br>
informed them that there was a
technical problem and the plane was going to crash into the sea.
A Chinese lady quickly took her cosmetics set out and started to doll
herself up.
A Malay lady beside her questioned her on her actions. The Chinese lady
replied that if she looked beautiful, the guys coming to rescue
survivors
would usually save the pretty ladies first ,On hearing this, the Malay
lady
started to put on all her jewellery.
An Indian woman sitting beside the Malay lady was curious and
questioned
her.
The Malay lady said that the rescuers would save her because she would
easily be identified by the glitter of her jewels.
Then the Indian woman started taking her clothes off. Both the Chinese
and
Malay ladies were shocked and questioned her.The Indian woman then
replied
that rescue teams do not usually look for survivors.
They usually look for the "Black Box" first!
JOKE 2
<FONT face="Times New Roman">Ali,who was working a long way from home,wanted to send a letter to his wife ,but he could neither read nor write,and he had to work all day,so he could only look for somebody to write his letter late at night. At last he found the house of a letter-writer whose name was Nasreddin.<br> Nasreddin was already in bed. 'It is late,' he said. 'What do you want?' 'I want you to write a letter to my wife,' said Ali. Nasreddin was not pleased. He thought for a few seconds and then said, 'Has the letter got to go far?'<br> 'What does that matter?' answered Ali.<br> 'Well, my writing is so strange that only I can read it , and if I have to travel a long way to read your letter to your wife , it will cost you a lot of money.'<br>Ali went away quickly.</FONT>
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Joke 3
<IMG src="http://rony.4y.com.cn/engjoke/joke1/joke2.jpeg" border=0><FONT face="Times New Roman">An old man died and left his son a lot of money.But the son was a foolish young man, and he quickly spent all the money, so that soon he had nothing left. Of course,when that happened,all his friends left him. When he was quite poor and alone, h</FONT><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>e </FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>went to see Nasreddin, who was a kind, clever old man and often helped people when they had troubles.<br> 'My money has finished and my friends have gone,' said the young man. 'What will happen to me now?'<br> 'Don't worry, young man,' answered Nasreddn. 'Everything will soon be all right again. Wait, and you will soon feel much happier.'<br> The young man was very glad. 'Am I going to get rich again then?' he asked Nasreddin.<br> 'No, I didn't mean that,' said the old man. 'I meant that you would soon get used to being poor and to having no friends.'</FONT></FONT>
[此贴子已经被作者于2005-11-28 13:27:40编辑过]
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