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Stories about English Humor 英语幽默故事(一)

发布者: zhenru | 发布时间: 2006-11-9 08:55| 查看数: 41594| 评论数: 8|

1. Where is my cat ?

Jeff’s favorite food is fish . And when he had enough money, he always bought some and took them back to his home for his dinner in the evening. But when his wife saw the fish, she was always very happy and said to herself ,“ Ha! Now I will invite my friends to lunch and we will eat this. They like fish very much,don’t they?.”

So when Jeff came home in the evening after work, the fish was never there and his wife always said,“Fish? oh, your cat ate it! What a terrible animal!” And she gave Jeff some soup and bread for his dinner.

But one evening when this happened again, Jeff became very angry. He took his cat and his wife to the shop near his house and weighted the cat carefully. . Then he turned to his wife and said , “My fish weighed pounds. This cat weighs three pounds, too. My fish is here , you say. Then where is my cat?”



[ 本帖最后由 zhenru 于 2006-11-10 11:20 编辑 ]

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zhenru 发表于 2006-11-9 08:56:36

Stories about English Humor 英语幽默故事

(一)我的猫呢?

杰夫对食物有一嗜好,那就是吃鱼。并且每每有几个闲钱时,总要买点回家准备在晚饭时饱餐一顿。不过,杰夫的老婆一看到鱼也会很兴奋并喃喃自语道:“ 哈,哈, 俺又可以请朋友午饭时来尝尝鲜了,他们不都好这一口吗?”

所以,每当杰夫晚上下班回到家时,鱼总没见着,他老婆还总说,“鱼啊?哦,你那只猫吃了,真是一可怕的动物!”

不过,一天傍晚,当这一幕又重演的时候,杰夫火了。他把老婆和猫一并带到隔壁的商店并仔细地把猫给过称,然后对他老婆说道,“看看,我的鱼三磅重,猫也三磅重,如果我的鱼在这儿的话,那么,你说,我的猫在哪儿去了呢?”
Fancy-Teng 发表于 2006-11-9 22:38:11
呵呵...
海伦 发表于 2006-11-10 12:30:55
really funny
Quickie 发表于 2006-11-10 12:36:59
The fish ate the cat....
phantom 发表于 2006-11-13 11:58:59
哈哈,very very funny
Quickie 发表于 2006-11-15 00:43:29
The cat weighted only few OZ
椰风树影 发表于 2007-11-29 17:51:30
What a humours couple.
PHYLLISYE 发表于 2008-2-3 08:42:59
呵呵^^

what a wonderful story!
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