About Kiss.选自《爱情英语》
1. Kissing on the hand –-I adore you .
2.Kissing on the cheek–-Just friends.
3.Kissing on the neck – I want you .
4.Kissing on the lips – I love you .
5.Kissing on the ear – Just a joking .
6.Kissing anywhere else—Don’t get carried away !!
7.Looking into my eyes – Kiss me .
8.3Hands on your waist – I love you too much to let you go .
第二章 三项措施 Article2 The three steps
1.Girl—If a boy gets too fresh, you have the right to slap him.
2.Boy –If a girl slap you, kiss her.
3.Boy and girl – close your eyes, it’s rude to stare.
第一章三项法令 Article 3 The three commandments
1.You shall not squeeze too hard. 不得用力挤。
2.You shall not ask for kiss, you shall take on不得要求吻对方，而应该主动吻对方。
3. You shall kiss on every opportunity.应该抓住一切机会吻对方。
第四章 必须做的事 Article 4 Must
After reading this, you must kiss the person who gave you this unless you are of same sex.
读完这本宪法后，必须吻一下将此宪法交给你的人，除非你们是同性。
Remember…
A peach is a peach,
A plum is a plum,
A kiss is not a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open your mouth.
And close your eyes.
And give your tongue
Some exercise!!
记住桃是桃，
李是李，
不用舌不成吻。
因此
张开嘴巴，
闭上眼睛，
给你舌头
一些锻炼的机会！！ |
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