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Joke of the Day

发布者: Quickie | 发布时间: 2007-1-4 03:24| 查看数: 3420| 评论数: 6|

A redneck saw an ad for a restaurant that read: "Happy Hour Special: Lobster tail & Beer." "Ah!" said the redneck. "My three favorite things!"

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Quickie 发表于 2007-1-4 03:26:53
Little Rita asked her mother, "Mom, where did I come from?" Mom stammered, but got her composure and decided it was time her daughter knew the facts of life. She told Little Rita how the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life, how life developed in the womb, and how a child was born. As she spoke, Little Rita's eyes grew wider and wider. When Mom was finally done, Little Rita said, "Wow. Neat. At school, Jimmy said he came from Pennsylvania!"
lullaby 发表于 2007-1-4 09:13:08
Not so funny...
海伦 发表于 2007-1-4 16:32:17
can you tell us where did you come from?
Quickie 发表于 2007-1-7 08:36:30
For people with insufficient English skill, the jokes make not be funny.
lullaby 发表于 2007-1-7 13:33:30
Yeah...So can you translate it into Chinese??
qianqian 发表于 2007-1-10 10:39:29
a simple question=a complex answer
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