英语家园

 找回密码
 注册

QQ登录

只需一步,快速开始

扫一扫,访问移动社区

搜索

写给男人:17条关于女人的英文“定理”

发布者: david | 发布时间: 2007-2-2 10:23| 查看数: 4014| 评论数: 9|

  1. The Female always makes The Rules.

  2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

  3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

  4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

  5. The Female is never wrong.

  6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)

  7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)

  8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

  9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

  10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

  11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

  12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

  13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

  14. The Male who doesn’t abide by The Rules, can’t take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

  15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

  16. At no time can the Male make such comments as “Insignificant” and “Is that all?” when the Female is complaining.

  17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

评分

参与人数 1鲜花 +50 收起 理由
猪八姐 + 50 赞一个!

查看全部评分


最新评论

pansy77 发表于 2007-2-7 21:11:53
5. The Female is never wrong.

说得好啊~~~~
冬冬 发表于 2007-2-22 19:06:36
写得很不错啊!呵呵
ymw896 发表于 2007-3-6 17:24:46
谁给翻译一下

zjjxljd 发表于 2008-8-20 15:03:50
是这样的吗?
bedford 发表于 2008-8-22 23:12:31
长 的真漂亮。这个是你的照片把
冥天人 发表于 2008-8-26 09:24:41
是这样的吗?
datumgmd 发表于 2008-9-4 14:39:05
要是有中英文对照的就更好了!
丹妮 发表于 2008-9-4 14:49:45
只看懂了大概意思
yangtengfei2008 发表于 2009-6-15 21:40:32
good,good,good
快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表