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发布者: 流水绯红 | 发布时间: 2005-12-3 17:59| 查看数: 2540| 评论数: 2|

笑话:Who Is Going to Eat It?
A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. <a href="rtsp://media.chinadaily.com.cn/_kidsabc/tongshengdubao/2005/1028-07.rm" target="_blank" ><IMG src="http://211.147.20.16/kidsabc/pictures/2005/11/20051108141231ce47b2.gif" align=right border=0></A>
<IMG src="http://211.147.20.16/kidsabc/pictures/2005/11/200511091010544549b8.gif" align=left border=0>Who is going to eat it?"<BR><BR>The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!"<BR><BR>The father then said: "Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"<BR><BR>The same son answered: "Father,I'll eat it all!"<BR><BR>The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"<BR><BR>The oldest son answered again: "It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"<BR><BR>一位父亲对他的儿子们说:“你们的妈妈明天要烙一张馅饼,谁要吃呢?”<BR><BR>大儿子说:“爸爸,我要把它都吃了。”<BR><BR>父亲接着说:“明天我要杀一口猪,谁要吃呢?”<BR><BR>又是大儿子说:“爸爸,我要把它都吃了。”<BR><BR>父亲又说:“明天我们要耕地,谁想耕地呢?”<BR><BR>大儿子再次回答道:“总是我,总是我,这次还是让其他人来做吧。”

最新评论

wyfyyc 发表于 2006-4-6 11:48:31
It's too cold!
samin 发表于 2006-4-7 17:33:46
the oldest son is lazy, but smart
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