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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. <BR>钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. <BR> <BR>One should love animals. They are so tasty. <BR>每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. <BR> <BR>Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. <BR>要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. <BR> <BR>Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. <BR>要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. <BR> <BR>Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. <BR>每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. <BR> <BR>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. <BR>再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. <BR> <BR>The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. <BR>聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. <BR> <BR>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. <BR>成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）. <BR> <BR>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. <BR>不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. <BR> <BR>Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. <BR>爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） <BR> <BR>Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. <BR>后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. <BR> <BR>"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. <BR>"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. <BR> <BR>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. <BR>应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. <BR> <BR>"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " <BR>努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. <BR> <BR>"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " <BR>工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. <BR> |
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