Doctor and lawyer

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, offered him a drink from his flask.The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer."Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor."Sure; after the police leave," replied the lawyer.

医生与律师

一个医生与一个律师在乡间路上撞了车，律师看医生受了点惊吓，就把酒瓶递给他。医生喝了一口，把酒瓶递回律师。“你不自己喝一口吗？”医生问。“我会的，不过要等警察走了以后。”律师回答。

That's why everybody hates laywer.

Lawyers are the lowest life form of the planet.

我的心情竟是久久不能平复，正如老子所云：大音希声，大象希形。我现在终于明白我缺乏的是什么了，从楼主那对真理的执着追求和楼主那种对理想的艰苦实践的深邃的眼神中。面对楼主的帖子，我震惊得几乎不能动弹了，楼主舍我其谁的个人栖止，竟使我忍不住一次次的翻开楼主的帖子，每看一次楼主的样子，赞赏之情就激长数分，我总在想，是否有神灵活在他灵秀的外表下，以至能使人三月不知肉味，使人有余音穿梁，三日不绝的感受。楼主，你长得实在是太好了。我唯一能做的，就只有把这个帖子顶上去这件事了.