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英语笑话---The Bar Mitzvah

发布者: 冰袆 | 发布时间: 2009-2-12 12:52| 查看数: 1443| 评论数: 1|

Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going. "Really bad," said the second bee, "the weather has been really wet and damp and there aren't any flowers or pollen, so I can't make any honey hiL中国英语学习网

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"No problem," said the first bee, "Just fly down five blocks and turn left and keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit." hiL中国英语学习网

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"Thanks for the tip" said the second bee and flew away. hiL中国英语学习网

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A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again and the first bee asked, "How'd it go?" hiL中国英语学习网

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"Fine," said the second bee, "It was everything you said it would be." hiL中国英语学习网

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"Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first bee. hiL中国英语学习网

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"That's my yarmulka," said the second bee, "I didn't want them to think I was a wasp."

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