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外国的老爸这样给他的孩子性教育

发布者: twemty | 发布时间: 2009-7-10 10:56| 查看数: 2805| 评论数: 15|

周一早上....正在冲泡着浓郁的咖啡,一个有趣的对话发生了...

"Daddy?How did I come into this world?"

「爹地,我是怎么来到这世界的?」

"Well,my child,someday I"ll have to tell you anyway."

「哦,儿子啊,总有一天我会让你知道的。」

"So why not today?Please!"

「拜托!为什么今天不行?」

"OK,but listen carefully."

「好吧,你仔细听着!」

"Mom and Dad met each other in a cybercafe.

「你妈和我在网吧相遇而认识,

In the restrooms of that cybercafe,dad connected to mom.

并在网吧的洗手间你妈和我使用了超级链接,

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad"s memorystick.

那时你妈从我的随身插硬盘下载一些数据,

When dad finished up loading wed is covered we used no firewall.

当我完成上传时,我们发现我们没有使用防火墙,

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,

因此,想要取消或删除都已为时太晚,

nine months later we ended up with a virus."

就这样,九个月以后我们最终生出一个病毒

最新评论

shunitang 发表于 2009-7-10 11:00:48
so his child can get it?saw this joke somewhere,seems,,,,,,,,,,
lily7660 发表于 2009-7-10 11:41:04
haha,It's interesting!
简单啊 发表于 2009-7-10 16:00:53
[1_28]the childcan understand it ?
习惯 发表于 2009-7-16 07:11:04
the child ....virus haha

fun fun fun
bettylimen 发表于 2009-7-17 22:42:05
,haha..., How funny it is!
五菱之光 发表于 2009-7-22 11:30:39
小孩把计算机病毒搞进去拉
Nicoffee 发表于 2009-7-22 13:46:53
IN-T-ERE-S-TING~~~LOLOLOL
tezukazyunko 发表于 2009-7-22 13:55:39
[1_28]so funny~~
zykenglish 发表于 2009-7-22 20:23:49
When dad finished up loading wed is covered we used no firewall.

大概拼写有误,应该:

When dad finished up loading we discovered we used no firewall.
Freya 发表于 2009-7-23 11:24:44
haha[1_58]
suslyz2008 发表于 2009-7-26 20:19:56
interesting
yhchacha 发表于 2009-7-27 18:29:45
10楼的说的太对了,终于让我解惑
花开花谢 发表于 2009-7-29 22:03:38
it's too late to cencel or delete!
gaochuandong 发表于 2009-8-15 07:21:00
太有意思啦
韩国 发表于 2009-9-6 10:20:10
晕啊 老外太汗了
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