Selected Wisecracks and Witticisms
1.War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
战争无法决定谁是正确的——只能决定谁为胜者。
2. Politicians and diapers(尿布) have one thing in common.They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
政客和纸尿布有一个共同点:他们都需要有规律的更替,并且都为了同一个(无比肮脏的)理由。
3. Do not argue with an idiot(n.傻瓜,白痴). He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
不要和一个傻瓜争论。他会把你拉到他的“那个”水平,然后用他的所谓经验把你打败!
4. It's not the fall (n.坠落,下沉) that kills you; It’s the sudden stop at the end(最后).
跌落不会致命,杀死你的是最后那一下的“嘎然而止”。
5. When tempted(v.诱惑,怂恿) to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
当被怂恿着去以火力相拼时,请记住消防局一般用水灭火。
6. Always borrow money from a pessimist(n.悲观主义者). He won't expect it back.
总是向悲观主义者借钱吧。反正他没指望你能还。
7. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
汽车停在汽车站;火车停在火车站。在我的桌子上,有一个“工作站”。
8. The last thing I want to do(最不想做的事情) is hurt you.But it’s still on the list.
我最最不想的就是伤害你。但是,它仍旧是我需要去做的事。
9. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
所谓知识,是知道番茄是水果;所谓智慧,是知道不要把番茄放在水果色拉中。
10. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
孩子的定义:你需要先花2年,教会他们走路和说话。然后再花16年,告诉他们坐定和闭嘴。 |
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