I went to the cinema the other day and inthe front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kindof film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and inthe funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way throughthe film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man.

"That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dogreally seemed to enjoy the film."

The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."