A (ragged) B (well-heeled) C floret D grass E chair F journalists
B sit E on eating and A A beggar forward
A: sir, sir, please give me some bread, thanks, I very hungry now.
B: (abhor) step aside. Move, move. Then rose up and leave when he notasase to E above)
A: sir, sir (A saw immediately after picking up, overtook go far B)
B: move, move ah, I didn't eat, nor money (see also don't see A, still selfishly walked)
C: he really stupid
D: yeah, yeah (D nodded)
A: but... Sir... You listen to me say... (still took B clothes after pendulum)
B: digging, you how so nasty! (or not look back A glance)
C: chairs ah, you can feel just sitting in your body of people's stupid?
E: well, people are always so stupid ah ~ ~ ~ ~
D: yeah. Yeah
Meanwhile A and B is still in entwine, then E finally trial not broke out.
E: sir! You lost your wallet! You how so silly.
A and B also saw that would talk back, the chair E, XiaHun past. This scene happened to be passing F saw. So F is reported the event.
F: hello, I'm journalists F, today I saw a bizarre phenomenon, a chair talk, two personal freak, below I will interview freak two men.
B: oh, god, oh, mom.
F: this man be silly, we don't bird he, below I interview another person right, excuse me, why don't you tell him, he lost my wallet?
A: sorry, I don't know how the word "purse," speak...
F: through this event, we can realize, the importance of mastering a foreign language, and money brings human impact. Is it, chair?
E: yeah, yeah (E foolishly desperately nod)
C: alas, people can really stupid, chair was also they get so silly.
D: who let this is a fairy tale......
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A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者
B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）
A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）
A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D：谁让这是一个童话呢…… |
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