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绳子还是公牛:Rope or Ox?

发布者: 筱泡沫 | 发布时间: 2013-11-20 12:11| 查看数: 794| 评论数: 0|

The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home.

  But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!

  I told you I had bad luck, didn't I? the man sighed, The trouble is that I didn't notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope.

  在监狱里,一个人问新来的犯人为什么被关进来。新来的犯人回答说:我想我真是倒霉。几天前我在街上走的时候,看到一根脏绳子,以为没人要了,便捡起来带了回家。

  但是,捡一根绳子带回家并不犯法啊!

  我告诉过你我倒霉了吧?那个人叹了口气,麻烦的就是我没有注意到绳子的那一头还有一头公牛。

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