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鸡蛋和10000美元的背叛

发布者: 筱泡沫 | 发布时间: 2014-1-17 12:16| 查看数: 784| 评论数: 0|

One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"

"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."

一天,妻子 Sue 在整理床铺时,偶然发现了一个小盒子。出于好奇心,她小心翼翼的打开了盒子,发现里面放了三枚鸡蛋和10000美元钞票。对于相处了20余年丈夫居然对自己隐瞒了此事,她开始感到有些疑惑不安。

“哦,是这样的,”丈夫 Frank 解释道,“每次我做了对你不忠的事,我就会在这个盒子里放一枚鸡蛋。” Sue 虽然对此感到不很高兴,但是转念又一想20多年的丈夫背着她有婚外情也不过只有三次,想想也不算太坏。

“那么另外的那10000美元是怎么回事?”

“每当鸡蛋凑够一打,我就卖了换成现金。”

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