A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

一天，一个男人和他的朋友正在当地的高尔夫球场打球。当他正准备切球时，看见一支长长的送葬队伍沿着道路方向走来。他的手刚摆到一半，立刻停下来，脱下他的高尔夫球帽，闭上眼睛，深深的鞠躬并默默祈祷。

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

他的朋友看了说：“喔喔，这是我见过最体贴最感人的事了。你真是个善良的男人。”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

那个男人然后说，“是啊，怎么说我们也结婚35年了。”