My wife-to-be and I were at the county clerk's office for our marriage license. After recording the vital information -- names, dates of birth, etc. -- the clerk handed me our license and deadpanned, "No refunds, no exchanges, no warranties."

　　我和未婚妻在县办公室领结婚证。 在记录完重要信息----名字，出生日期，等后 ---办事员递给我结婚证，脸无表情地说，“不退钱，不包换，不保修。”