大爱迪士尼动画的小伙伴们，接下来就要惊呆了！王子公主的幸福爱情，还有真善美小世界神马的，大家可以先放放了。原来迪士尼动画中也有这么多人艰不拆的经（kēng ）典（dīe）“哲理”。照这个节奏思考下去，毁童年真心没商量啊!

温馨提示：请众位小伙伴看过，笑过，不要照做！



1. 小树林里碰上的陌生人，我们来做朋友吧！依照迪士尼的理论，帅哥永远都是极好的。

You should absolutely befriend strangers you meet in the woods. They won’t be at all creepy.



2. 果断自己动手剪个短发吧！下刀越快越好！

Definitely cut your own hair! It’ll look amazing.



3. 想要幸福快乐？爸妈的话就假装没听见吧！

Ignoring your parents’ advice only leads to happy endings.



4. 吃货们，陌生人给的东东可以敞开了吃。陌生人很危险这件事儿只是个传说！

Don’t be afraid to accept food from completestrangers. Stranger Danger? That’s just a myth.



5. 面对困难，逃避永远是最好的方法！“三十六计，走为上策。”就用在这儿吧！

Running away from your problems is always the best solution.



6. 有人私闯民宅？别怕！他就是传说中要陪你冒险的小伙伴~

If someone breaks into your room, don’t be afraid! He’ll make a fabulous adventure buddy.



7. 白天上班累的像狗一样，晚上狂欢high的像疯狗一样。这种生活方式很正常，很健康。

Working all day and partying all night is a normal and healthy lifestyle.



8. 别让时尚人士所谓的“范儿”把你给糊弄了，那些毛草控才是真正热爱动物的人！

Don’t let their fashion fool you- go ahead and trust that people with a penchant for fur are actually massive animal lovers!



9. 劫富济贫就不算抢劫！

It’s not robbery if it’s charitable.



10. 离家出走或者带着陌生人回家都是不错的人生选择哦！

Running away and going home with strangers are both great life choices.



11. 看见那奔腾的瀑布了么！跳吧！你会没事的！

Go ahead and jump off that waterfall. You’ll be fine.



12. 撒谎没啥不好的，搞不好你还能像阿拉丁那样变成皇亲国戚神马的！

Lying never ends badly.



这一点上还是神灯想法靠谱……

At least Genie had the right idea…



13. 如果一个粗犷的彪壮汉子说要带你出去玩，跟他去吧！他对你绝对没有不良动机！

If a large, imposing man offers to take you on a trip, do it. He definitely doesn’t have an ulterior motive.



大哥绝对不会是偷猎的，或者是没心肝的抢劫犯！

He’s definitely not a poacher…or a heartless, money-hungry fiend.



14. 女神答不答应没关系！是真爱，那就吻吧！等她醒来你就逆袭成功了！

Consent doesn’t matter if it’s ~true love’s kiss~



15. 条条大道通罗马，条条水管也都通大海！通大海没问题，但多半还会经过一下污水处理厂吧！

All drains lead to the ocean. The water’ll get there eventually, but it might pass through some treatment plants first.



16. 吃货们！勇敢去尝试所有能下嘴的东西吧，你肯定不会后悔的！

You should try absolutely everything even remotely consumable that comes your way. The results will only be in your favor.



17. 绑架，这都不叫事儿！搞不好你还能和绑匪做朋友呢！

Kidnapping is A-OK!



18. 为了得到男神女神，迪士尼动画告诉我们，只要不择手段你们就会成功！

You should do anything in your power to get the guy/girl. That is the only thing that matters.



19. 遗憾的通知你，上一条只适用于长相好的童鞋。人丑？对不起，放弃吧！

Though, of course, you’ll never get the guy/girl if you aren’t ridiculously good-looking.

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