<STRONG>For the Dog</STRONG> <br>　　The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter. <br>"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?" <br>
　　"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?" <br><br><STRONG>喂狗 <br></STRONG>　　一家人在饭馆里吃过晚饭，父亲把服务生叫了过来。 <br>　　”先生，什么事？“服务生问。 <br>　　”我儿子的盘子里剩下许多肉，“父亲说，”能给我们一个袋子吗？我把剩下的东西带回去喂狗。“ <br>　　”啊呀，爸爸！“儿子激动地叫喊着。”咱家养狗了吗？“ <br><br>NOTE <br>seat vt 使坐下 <br>be seated 坐 <br><br>call over <br>

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<DIV align=center><B>爷爷！你用的谁的脑袋？</B></DIV>
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<DIV align=center><BR>A little girl's grandfather had a long beard, but one morning he shaved it off. <BR>When he came down to breakfast, the little girl cried, "Grandpa! Whose head have you got on?". <BR><BR>一个小女孩的爷爷留着很长很长的胡子，但是有天早上他把胡子刮掉了。<BR>当他从楼上下来吃早饭的时候，小女孩惊呼到：“爷爷！你用的谁的脑袋啊？”</DIV>

english joke ~~I like it